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Occupation: Government
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Member Since: 11/29/2004

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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

7-11 Nachos kick serious behind.


Tuesday, February 08, 2005

I ...am...so...tired.. Like goo...I am like goo...  Pour me out of this car and into my soft,warm, fuzzy bed...

It's gonna be one of those off with the uniform fall into bed mornings.. I can tell.

2 hours to go...


Saturday, February 05, 2005

All right. People have told me they want to hear more about my boring job...so...lets see...

Last night I went to a call of a burg in progress way up in the mountians...the dude had broken into this house and then ran off into the woods.  A deputy and I searched the area around this place and couldn't find boo.  As we were preparing to leave, I just happened to shine my flashlight behind this shed. I saw a pile of old nasty clothing and then saw this head pop up out of it. It was our suspect doing the "if I don't see them, they won't see me" thing. Well.. I screwed my gun into his ear and told him not to move. I asked him what he was thinking.. he told me that he was out for a walk. He went to jail.

Later.. I went to 7-11 and had nachos. Thats about it.


Monday, January 31, 2005

I'm back on my regular shift at work. Last night we had a call of a guy with a shotgun under his chin walking around in the dark. I was sneaking around try find him and suddenly came upon a wood carving of an Indian pointing his arm. I about had a heart attack.


Sunday, January 23, 2005

When do you add the flavor packet to the ramen? Before it boils...during...or after?



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